So I've felt like a burrito currently.
I had tacos last night but I don't know what that has to do with anything...
I learned how to tie my Obi, which is just basically the belt that goes around a Kimono. I'm going to be a Geisha for Halloween, I've always dreamed of being Asian...
But I do recall watching some stupid documentary last night on babies with my family. They are so adorable that Chinese people like to wrap them like a burrito when they are born, tie rope around the blanket, and put the baby on the the back of a motorcycle. Terrible picture of me and a burrito baby.
Because that's so safe.
So as I sit on my lazy ass instead of actually doing anything (like finding out where my missing friend is) I eat cheeze-it's and wonder if this FIRST BLOG is cool enough for you guys.
Why not tell a story to lighten things up. But what could I possibly write about?
I could tell a story about...
How Easter is ruined forever due to Pornographic Films.
But that is for another time.